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falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

surprisebitch:

STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs

  • Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)
  • Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00
  • Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75
  • Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00
  • Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)
  • Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)

haydenrodgers:

thegreatestpracticaljoke:

Me:

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You:

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you don’t understand how big a burn that is

ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

spookyordiekillua:

me:*walking through hallways in school*
some kid: im so excited for anime club
me: *anime antagonist voice* tch..

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

arte-mysia:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

She is so fucking done with this interview…

If you have to protest that you’re a nice guy, then you probably aren’t.

TRUTH

If ‘Nice Guys’ actually went around actually BEING nice…instead of only pretending to in the hopes that a woman might fuck them…then they wouldn’t need to keep telling people that they’re ‘nice guys’ people would know they were without it needing to be said

infamousnfamous:

white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

sixpenceee:

Diphylleia grayi also known as the skeleton flower. The petals turn transparent with the rain.

such-heights:

babiesareyum:

“A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904.”

#the greatest caption in the history of the world

such-heights:

babiesareyum:

“A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904.”

#the greatest caption in the history of the world

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

quantumaviator:

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

is that hamtaro