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mecha-bun:

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

finejeeze:

pikoloid:

pikoloid:

today i sprained my foot in the worse way possible. i slipped on a yugioh card in my room (a bunch actually since i was sorting them). this is it. yugioh will be the death of me

update: it turns out i didn’t twist/sprain my foot. we went to the nurses and i had fractured it appparently. duel monsters broke my foot. yugioh broke my foot. yugioh ruined my life (here’s a picture of the  cast)image

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Somehow playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.

miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

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I feel you, little duck

embeebee:

sparklesplat:

queensuperwholock:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

mugglebornheadcanon:

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

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I’ve cried myself dry.

You monster

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lameprlncess:

a good artist knows where to draw the line

༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ pst kid, you wanna buy some memes

Five baby capybaras born at Zoo Berlin

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

casualdorkpatrol:

1337tattoos:

Jayme Goodwin

I LIKE THIS ONE

me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*

drawnsheep:

onlinegf:

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

Receiving consequences for the above behaviors do not constitute a violation of the freedom of speech

chenyakumo.tumblr.com - its exactly what it looks like.
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chenyakumo.tumblr.com - its exactly what it looks like.

nerdjpg:

"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.